在很久很久以前，我给我们的研发部门开了一个case——期间波折无数，包括case几易其手，owner辞职等等。在我几乎要遗忘这个case的前两天，lab终于和我说，有hotfix可以用了。
然后在系统里给了我一个link （BTW，这个是非常正式的行为，而且这个link看上去和他们往日给我的hotfix link也非常像）
于是，我很开心地打开了，发现是404错误
这也就算了……就在我想要关掉网页的时候，服务器突然开始一个字一个字往外，蹦出了下面这段话：
The requested document is totally fake.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
我登时被石化了……
可是它还在喋喋不休地往下讲，包括它有和宇宙一样容量的脑子，但是却找不到我要的简单文件，因此很有挫败感；包括，它很想哭，但是作为一台服务器，哭起来肯定不及美女好看；包括……
每一句抱怨都是一个字一个字地蹦出来的，它说了足足5分钟后，最后说：
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
我不得不说一句，IT男果然都很闷骚啊……
但是这个服务器真的是好可爱，他就像一个快要退休的老太太，抓到了一个偶尔闯入的人，就絮絮叨叨说个不停
如果它是真人就好了，我好想和它聊天啊。告诉它外面的世界，说不定，说不定，它还会和我抱怨机房的空调太吵温度不合适……
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全文如下：
The requested document is totally fake.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*_
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?_
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
很后悔没有录音作为纪念啊。
，然后只好很沉痛地告诉俺娘，不好意思，关于此类问题，建议先确认商品使用过程中无不当操作，然后找供货厂商和加工单位协议解决。
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